NEW PERK ALERT! BIG BUTT BEATERS!
Yes, they look like a butt. Butt, it's funny! (Pun intended). Sorry the picture is sideways, but it's just a picture of drum beaters that look like bums, so frankly after many frustrating efforts, we figured you could see them this way too. Just turn your head to the left. There you go! Enjoy the new perks and get them while they last! More one-of-a-kinds to come. Spread the word!
Thomas Lang Signature Bass Drum Beaters! Only FOUR of these in the world, folks. They are clear and have my logo embedded inside and on the other side you see my name. Pretty spiffy!